Kobe goes to the Vet

December 6, 2009 at 2:34 am Leave a comment

Here is a picture of me when I got back from the vet.  Mom says I still look loopy and need to lay down.

Back from the vet

You should lay down dog, before you fall down.

Here is what happened.  If you don’t like medical stuff, don’t read anymore past this.  Anyway, I was having some trouble peeing (ask any 93 year old) so my mom wanted the vet to see what was wrong.  If you have ever been to the vet you know the first thing they do is weigh you – I lost a little weight and now I officially weigh 74.6 lbs.  Next they shove a little stick in your butt.  They do this every time I come here and I don’t like it.  Then me and mom have to wait while nice ladies come in and ask a lot of questions.  Then another nice lady comes in and says I need a catheter.   So they give me a shot and the two ladies that I thought were nice held me down and the other one shoves a long tube up my wanker.  I don’t remember what happened after that, but the next time my Dad yells at the Lakers, “Oh, they wankered it,” I’ll know what he means.

My mom blabbed to the vet about us moving to the secret place.  She says I have no consumbthingable diseases and that we will update my vaccinations when we get closer to leaving.  She also said that ancients don’t really need vaccinations any more because we have built up enough antibodies that we are probably immune by now.

Here is what the nice lady vet said was wrong with me.  She showed my mom an x-ray and she said I got a tumor in my bladder (that’s where your pee goes before you squirt it out.)   Anyway it’s so big now that it is starting to block the tube that goes to my wanker so I can’t pee very good.  The vet says we can’t operate (whew!), but that if I take some old people pills instead of my dog medicine it will dissolve the tumor.  I sure hope the animal doctors at the secret place know about people pills.  I kinda like my dog medicine because it tastes good, but my mom says we have to do what the vet tells us.

I should be better in no time.  I certainly hope so because I have a lot of pee-mail to catch up on.

Live long and pawsper,



Entry filed under: Lakers, Veterinary.

Some Pictures of Me I have to wait for old people pills and Dad gets mad

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

Trackback this post  |  Subscribe to the comments via RSS Feed

Checking off the Days

December 2009
    Apr »


%d bloggers like this: